Blind Date

A little homage to one of my favorite comic strip artists, Sergio Aragones (MAD Magazine, Groo Comics).

Queen of the Dark Elves

Deep in the very Heart of the Underdark resides her Imperial Royal Highness, Lolth, Queen of the Dark Elves. According to the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons book "Deities and DemiGods", this magnificent creature's statistics were as follows: Strength: 21; Intelligence: 21; Wisdom: 16; Dexterity: 21; Constitution: 21; Charisma/Comeliness: 23. What puzzled me was why she always drawn as a beautiful yet spindly female; with a strength of 21 and a constitution of 21, shouldn't she have been drawn with more of a bodybuilder's physique? Anyway, here is MY interpretation of what the Queen of the Dark Elves should have looked like.

Ring Girl

Name: Amanda Burns aka "Ring Girl"
Nationality: American (mixed German, Cherokee Indian descent)
Age: 20
Hair: Honey Blonde
Eyes: Light Blue
Height: 5'6
Weight: 200lbs
Profession: Amateur Bodybuilder, Professional MMA Fighter
Record: 25-0, mens middleweight division -- 2 victories by decision,
15 by submission, 8 by technical knockout